I was born in New York in the repugnant 60s, amidst the foul stench of rock and roll, free love and civil rights marches. Thankfully, daddy settled in Australia and sent me to a prissy girls school, Loreto Kirribilli.
After finishing school, I completed a mathematics degree at Club Mac after not being accepted to University of Sydney or University of New South Wales (not that I’d want to, those places were full of the lecherous left), before going to work for the CSIRO. After a year there, I realised that I knew everything there is to know about everything, and so daddy sent me to Chicago to study journalism.
Returning to Sydney, I worked for the Rag for ten years, before jumping ship to the SMH, where I currently write a column espousing the virtues of John Winston Howard’s Government, and all his wonderful policies.
This is my new website - feel free to look around, and comment. There is only one rule: no lefties!
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