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So I hear that preposterous, prancing little pants-goblin, Sir Elton John, has been abusing our glorious Prime Minister for his stance on gay marriage! To say “up yours” to John Howard is to say “up yours” to me. I am not happy.
I was speaking to that yodelling twerp Shannon Noll at a Young Liberals function […]

Fiddlesticks and Labor Party leaders, I am sprawling around my house today feeling utterly shattered.
I’ve tried to make myself feel better, but nothing has worked. I went up onto my roof and basked on my sunbed, but even the penetrating rays of righteousness emanating from my bosom weren’t enough to keep me from feeling down. […]

Now, I know that technically speaking this isn’t an advice column, but I received an email today asking for help, and who am I to deny this great nation my wisdom?
Dear Miranda,
I have been reading your new online column with great interest. I believe that you will be able to help me out with some […]

Ahhhh….to bask in the knowledge that I am always right. It warms my cockles even better than a nice day tanning on my rooftop sunbed. And, it’s a lot quieter given that my roof has an gargantuan airconditioner mounted on top that makes a terrible humming noise. A sneaky secret about me: I sometimes go […]

After hearing a lot about the Ziggy Switkowski report this week, I decided I’d better have myself a peek to enable myself to form an opinion. I got as far as sentence one:
On June 6, the Prime Minister announced the appointment of a taskforce to undertake an objective, scientific and comprehensive review into the uranium […]

I always throw in a little bit of goss at the end of my column to fill out my weekly word quota. As I was telling one of my girlfriends this morning, I find few things more sexually titillating than a bit of 007. The current edition, Mr Daniel Craig, is simply a sensational, spangdoodlingly […]

The great thing about working for a large soulless corporation happy family like Fairfax is that I can go on an impromptu holiday for a week and not have to worry about writing my own articles.
After my good friend Phil was rudely sacked from his position as chairman of TransGrid, I was most upset. Unfortunately, […]

OK, fine, I lied in my last post. I never “research” articles. “Research” is the preposterous activity conducted only by people who work in universities. Everybody knows that universities are the breeding ground for left-wing extremists. I haven’t visited a library since September 11, 2001, as to do so would bring me just one step […]

Now, as a highly paid journalist, I am required to churn out two 1000-word masterpieces each and every week. The Sunday article is the hardest one to do - I am published on Thursdays, so I spend the whole day basking in the brilliance of my arguments before having a Pimms and lemonade and going […]

My good friends have been pestering me to start a blog so that they can keep up to date with what I’m up to - most of them are too busy fornicating with the legs of passing politicians to actually give me a call. So here I am - Miranda Devine’s very own website. I’ll […]