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Now, as a highly paid journalist, I am required to churn out two 1000-word masterpieces each and every week. The Sunday article is the hardest one to do - I am published on Thursdays, so I spend the whole day basking in the brilliance of my arguments before having a Pimms and lemonade and going to bed.

That leaves me with only Friday - today- to research the article, and Saturday to write it. My reserach so far today has involved listening to Steve Price, John Laws and Alan Jones - crucial members of our society who are always right and happen to know almost as much as I do about everything. Also, I had coffee this morning in a trendy Eastern Suburbs cafe which keeps me up to date with the concerns of the average upper-class housewife - quite frankly, these are the only concerns that our beloved government should take any notice of.

So far, I haven’t really come up with any great topics for my Sunday article. A few have crossed my mind though:

• Abbos;
• Dole bludgers;
• Aboriginal dole bludgers;
• Single mothers;
• Aboriginal single mothers;
• Single mothers on the dole; and
• Aboriginal single mothers on the dole.

These seven issues are cutting across everything else affecting our modern lifestyles - especially since one of my girlfriends from the cafe had to drive near Redfern yesterday - she went home and had a LONG shower after that one.

Anyway, let me know what you think.

xx Miranda