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Now, of late there have been quite a few people questioning my correct opinions, and indeed making wild accusations that I am in some way being satirical, or, even worse, that I myself am merely a satirical creation of some sick twisted individuals.
Of course, I have faced many foul accusations throughout my glorious career. From [...]

Sometimes I am not content with my life. My polar bear rug feels slightly less furry. My airconditioner doesn’t cool me down. My Toyota Monstrosity doesn’t bounce the speedbumps with the usual impunity that I’m accustomed to for a vehicle with such high clearance. Even my sunbed lacked appeal, because my rays of righteousness were [...]

Today marks a very worrying moment in the history of Middle Australia. Our beloved leader’s glorious anti-terrorism laws are under attack in the most un-Middle Australian way possible - lefties are claiming that they violate the constitution.
Who are they to question laws passed by our leader, elected by popular ballot under the laws of our [...]

Heavens to Howard, I woke up feeling terribly ill this morning!
Last night I went on an absolute bender with Michael Duffy, and we ended up at New South Wales RSL club (a glorious institution, might I add) sharing a bottle of Scotch. As far as glorious, right-wing, true Australians go, Michael Duffy is pretty pinko. [...]

That bastion of left-wing back-slapping, the Walkley Awards, was on again last night at Crown Casino in Melbourne. After winning a couple of hundred thousand in the high rollers room, I was ready to have a quick all-over massage, facial, manicure, pedicure, and spray-on tan, then head down to the ceremony.
Now, obviously I was only [...]