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Today marks a very worrying moment in the history of Middle Australia. Our beloved leader’s glorious anti-terrorism laws are under attack in the most un-Middle Australian way possible - lefties are claiming that they violate the constitution.

Who are they to question laws passed by our leader, elected by popular ballot under the laws of our constitution? This court challenge is shaking the very basis of our democracy, and what’s worse, there is freedom at stake.

No, I’m not talking about the freedom championed by those pillow-biting, tofu-eating, art-exhibition-attending lefties. I’m talking about the freedom of Middle Australia. The freedom to be safe from the death and destruction that the arab world is hell-bent on bringing to our glorious nation. The freedom to drive our children to their cricket matches without having to check underneath the Toyota Monstrosity for suspicious packages. The freedom to lock up anyone who looks different from us. The freedom to walk down the shops and purchase a meat pie without having to listen to anyone speaking in Ching-Chong Chinese or that language spawned from Satan’s tongue - Muslim.

Jack Thomas, or “Jihad Jack” as his friends like to call him, financed terrorism. He effectively paid cash to have some darkies come over here and try and blow up ordinary Middle Australians. He travelled under a fake passport. When he was convicted of these offences, the lefties kicked up a storm about how his confession was extracted under “torture”, and he was released.

This is a slippery slope people. Arabs aren’t like normal Middle Australians. They don’t tell the truth when questioned by good honest Middle Australian Federal Police. They eat kibbeh, felafels and baba ganoj. Their sabbath is a Friday. The only way to get a proper confession out of the little bastards is to use a little bit of force. Besides, what would you rather, one tortured muslim, or your children killed by suicide bombers?

If Jihad Jack is let off the hook today, he could go anywhere and do anything. We would have no control over who he speaks to, who he calls, and what time he leaves his house. What’s worse, this would be a clear signal to arabs everywhere that Australia is open for business. To overturn Jihad Jack’s control order would be to concede defeat to terrorism. I would even go so far as to say that overturning this Middle-Australian innovation would be worse than withdrawing from Iraq.

Middle Australia, unite! Lock ‘em up, before they blow you up. Stop the Muslims taking over our streets and suburbs, replacing pie shops with kebab stores, and picking fights with our hard-working Middle Australian lifeguards.

Stop the outrage!

xx Miranda