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Many of you may not know my dear friend Gerard Henderson. Executive Director of The Sydney Institute, Ph. D, and glorious political commentator, Gerard is quite probably the second most correct person in Middle Australia.

But, unlike me, he still makes mistakes from time to time.

Gerard’s recent article, Hicks makes a case against himself, picks out some interesting points from the latest leftist politicking surrounding the Hicks case.

1. Polls show that 44% of people do not disagree with the way the government handled the case.
2. Conditions in Guantanamo are no harsher than those “faced by many prisoners in the US, Australia and elsewhere.”
3. The whole public outrage over the Hicks affair is simply a concoction of Hicks’ father, the media, and a bunch of leftist intellectual elitists.

The problem with his article is that, it doesn’t go on to explain the motives behind the incarceration of Hicks. That’s why I’m here.

All you leftist greenies, intellectuals, and bleeding heart U2-listening pinko scum-sucking lesbians had been sit up and take notice.

Hicks is guilty.

Do you really think that the United States of Middle America, the second most glorious nation in the entire of Middle Earth, would lock someone up for five years if he had done nothing? Of course not! If there is one thing that George Orwell taught me, it’s that honest people have nothing to fear. That Winston Smith character was a seditionist! What Hicks needs is some good old fashioned room 101 treatment, and then a bullet in the back of the head. The people of Middle Australia should demand no less.

David Hicks isn’t even his real name - he legally changed it to Mohammed Dawood years ago! Just like Yusuf Islam (aka Cat Stevens) before him, it is further proof that he is, indeed, guilty!

Ask yourself now, you cuscus-loving feather-wearing dirty-dancing muck-raking snot-nosed latte-sipping pot-smoking fairy-faced book-reading leftie, would you rather see:

1. Hicks released and the entire population of Middle Australia killed by a terrorist attack, or,
2. Hicks locked up for life, the key thrown away, and your children free to play in peace by the ever-rising sea?

Shut your fetid whinging hypocritical noise holes - you know I’m right. Hicks must remain forever in Guantanamo. And quit bitching about the 22 hours a day of confinement - if I was in charge, he’d be dangling by his testicles above a pit of scorpions, 24/7.

Good riddance to bad Muslims.

xx Miranda