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Yet another celebrity blow-in recruit for the ALP. They really are getting desperate, and we’re still several months away from the election. Does Doctor Death really think that the good people of Middle Bennelong are going to abandon our glorious PM in favour of some pinko, lentil-eating, public-transport-catching ex-ABC journalist? The Minister for Health and [...]

Middle Australians beware! Our glorious nation is under siege from all angles, ably assisted by our increasingly left-leaning politicians. Head to the coast for five minutes and you’ll see a veritable onslaught of muslims, Asians, communists and Greens senators boating it on over to our divine homeland. And who is there to stop them? Where [...]

Let me tell you, I spent the good part of the morning washing the car: the bullbar was absoluted caked in entrails and there were bits of liver, brains and sinew all through the radiator. Hideous! I stood well back and let the high-pressure hose blast it off. Sydney is absolutely choked this minute, filled to the brim with [...]

Yes, yes, we all know who the losers are: loose American celebrities. But who are the winners? Certainly not the fat, ugly, carpet-licking feminists running around trying to emulate their hero Germaine Greer. Even if these women were straight, no man in his right mind would even consider waving a sausage at them. These women [...]

Most people won’t remember this, but I used to write for the enemy. Back in the days when Honest John was in the springtime of his leadership, when reality TV and Middle Australia were in their infancy, I was a Tele columnist. I loved the Tele readership – good, hardworking, white Middle Australians. Not a [...]

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times. Recycling, desalination, stormwater harvesting, water restrictions – they are all a load of wombat testicles. What’s more, certain fools in the less-than-glorious leftist department down in the bowels of the SMH have been spreading their ridiculous poll results saying that 80% of people would [...]

Why is it that shonky scientist all over the globe think that they can use scientific journals to push their products, their opinions, and their scare-mongering “theories” on everything from child psychology to so-called global warming? Everyone knows that it’s easy to get a science degree. Walk into the halls of any chemistry department and [...]