Winners of the sexual revolution
Published February 22nd, 2007 in General
Yes, yes, we all know who the losers are: loose American celebrities. But who are the winners?
Certainly not the fat, ugly, carpet-licking feminists running around trying to emulate their hero Germaine Greer. Even if these women were straight, no man in his right mind would even consider waving a sausage at them.
These women persist in spreading their belief that men and women were created equal. One only has to take one glane at Daniel Craig to realise that this simply is not the case.
Hubba Hubba!
And certainly not the drug-addled, post-teenage eastern suburbs crowd, who spend so much time stuffing white powder up their noses that they don’t have time to go out and find themselves a decent husband.
Yes, my dear readers, the winner of the sexual revolution is…
The housewife!
Back in the 50s, the humble housewife was in her glorious prime - cranking out the kids, cooking three meals a day, keeping the castle clean, and sucking up 3 hours a day of soap operas.
Life was sweet.
These days, the modern woman has no time for housework or spanking children, so caught up has she become in the whole rigmorole of trying to outdo the oh-so-magnificent male of the species. The hunt for success has gotten in the way of the good old-fashioned hunt for a man, and instead of trying to pick up a nice, rich man, women are making the money themselves and then pedalling their bodies around like the cheap harlots that they are.
Menawhile, the humble Middle Australian house-wife has come out on top. Although severely depleted, there still are a significant number of women who dedicate their lives to their homes, their children, and getting it on with the milkman. What’s more, because of the sexual revolution, house wives no longer have to simply cop it lying down, as it were. They are free to unveil their sexual prowess by taking charge in the bedroom, obviously within certain sensible limits.
And to all the unmarried women out there, I have a simple message for you. Keep your legs together, you drunken sluts. Just look at Schapelle Corby.
Toodles!
xx Miranda
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Hi Miranda,
Ummm… my mum is a housewife and a very good one. I (and my four siblings) love her heaps (hi mum!).
The problem in our otherwise-happy family lies with my dad.
See, he regards the world as a dangerous place from which he must defend himself. He sees discussion as battle.
Dissent as insult.
Criticism as challenge.
In essence, he is as unchanging and unreformed as the worst of his baby boomer generation. Lacking solid male guidance from a young age, the poor bloke just closed up shop (emotionally speaking).
His whole world is now mum. He has a few friends, but they are all the same - almost childlike in their reliance on their wives for their emotional worlds. Anyone else - including children (especially sons) - are kept away with the proverbial barge-pole.
Trouble is, this leaves mum in an unenviable position as the sole source of emotional warmth. She doesn’t like it, but what choice has she got? It affects her sex attraction for him (weakness is not sexy), yet he lords it over her with his ridiculous criticisms
(which she patiently ignores in the full knowledge of his absolute dependence).
It’s the most savage case of submissive-aggressive i’ve ever seen, but what can she do?
Women of her generation don’t give their menfolk what-for - they are just good, caring housewives with a meal ready every evening.
But, men suffer for this! They aren’t challenged and take their wives for granted - in time becoming dependent upon them.
If you have a ’safety zone’ (your wife) then you retreat from the hard decision (self analysis) because you don’t have to take them.
Now, i’m not suggesting that being a housewife or mother is bad - it’s not! But men have to stop seeing their pliable and ever-loving womenfolk as a reason to avoid growing up!
Dad, sometimes I hate you - just as I hate so many of your generation - complacent, proud, self-righteous, emotionally-crippled, workaholics that you are.