Maxine no contest for PM
Published February 28th, 2007 in GeneralYet another celebrity blow-in recruit for the ALP. They really are getting desperate, and we’re still several months away from the election. Does Doctor Death really think that the good people of Middle Bennelong are going to abandon our glorious PM in favour of some pinko, lentil-eating, public-transport-catching ex-ABC journalist?
The Minister for Health and Glory, Tony Abbot, hit the nail on the head with his comments, saying that “journalists don’t always make good politicians”. Why do you think I don’t run for parliament? It would simply be unfair on all the other politicians - my most esteemed excellence would demand that I be made Prime Minister immediately, and I think Mr Howard is simply doing a smashing job, so why would we want to replace him?
Anyway, back to Maxine. The Queenslander, who is the daughter of an alcholic boilermaker, was offered a cruisy seat in the dirty Labor stronghold of Fowler. Not wanting to live in such a smelly area (rightly so), she instead decided to sneakily slide in to the gloriously North Shore electorate of Middle Bennelong - knowing full well that, should the PM retire mid-term after gloriously thumping Rudd, she would be a shoe-in for the seat with all the Bono-blowing, cabbage munching Asians who have recently moved into the area.
One particluar quotation of McKew’s sums up her attitude towards work at the ABC:
People have a nervous collapse when I’ve actually broken through and got someone to say something honest. [...] I must have had oral sex with them under the table. I find it absurd.
- Sydney Morning Herald, 7th November 2003
Now I think I understand how she got into the ALP.
Residents of glorious Middle Bennelong, a vote of Maxine McKew is a vote for communism, terrorism, vegetarianism and worst of all egalitarianism. All the isms which our glorious PM has worked so hard to keep out of our country in these past 12 years or so will come flooding in with this nasty piece of leftist scum.
Do your bit, give Maxine the flick.
Toodles!
xx Miranda
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I. LOVE. YOUR. WEBSITE! Its about time someone took the piss out of the festering gunt that is Miranda Devine.
mate, seriously now, you’re more than a moron, you’re just a complete idiot with a capital I…
also might I add a plagiarist at best in your journalistic skills… well not really skills, perhaps idiotic attempts to make a living by putting together like a child’s puzzle a few misguided joined up letters to make words to make paragraphs, we call articles… putt putt…… try harder won’t you…