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My dearest fawning admirers,
I would now like to dispense with a little bit of fan mail that has been stacking up lately. Being a journalist, I don’t really have time to get through it all, but I usually try and set aside half an hour or so a week up on the sunbed, to bask […]

Oh me, oh my!
I stepped out of the rehab clinic on Sunday afternoon, only to find that, without my glorious guidance, Middle Australia had re-elected that swinish rejectamenta of politics, Morris Iemma.
It was enough to drive me to drink. On the one hand, we won’t have to listen to any more of Debnam’s poo-drinking rhetoric. […]

I must say, I love dabbling into the world of economics. After all, the holy dollar is what drives us all. Even filthy pinko lesbian book-reading types pick up a dole cheque once a fortnight and fuel the heroin trade. Ugh. the thought makes me bilious. I think I might go and vomit out the […]

Twelve months ago, the majority of Middle Australia recognised green activists for what they are: inconsequential gasbags pining for the drug-laden indie-music culture of the 60s and 70s. Sadly, the reality of late has been obscured by a new gang of organised criminals: the Green Mafia.
Whereas once the scientists warning us of global warming, ozone […]

Odious Redfern (left) could become Sydney’s saviour (right) if bureaucrats listen to my glorious plan.
Ah, my favourite day: Wednesday, the glorious middle of the week.
Every Wednesday morning, as I sit sipping my full-cream-milk latte with two shots of Pimm’s №1, I ponder how glorious our fine society has become.
Today I am particularly happy. On this […]

The sinister eyes of a terrorist.
I sat down to the most sumptuous Quadrant Magazine dinner last week. It was world-class cuisine.
I swooned over spinach and cottage cheese rolls.
I mooned and cooed over delicious lobster bisque.
I degusted on superb cucumber sandwiches and Australian prime rib.
Delicious! Glorious! It made me feel truly proud to be a member […]

I hate February. It must be all the heat. It makes ordinary people do silly, left-wing things and think silly, left-wing thoughts.
I feel preposterously grumpy today, despite my cogent demolition of those raging leftist climate monkeys howling up and down the red carpet at the Oscars. Get back on your bikes and start pedalling, you […]

Bar Refaeli - girlfriend of Al Gore sympathiser Leo DiCaprio

The vegan cyclist ramblings of Al Gore have long been tempting me into unleasing some of my patented fire and brimstone in a blaze of glory upon him. His appearance alongside some of the world’s most jejune celebrities at the tree-hugging decable that was the 79th […]