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Stephen Hawking in full flight.
I awoke this morning to the absolutely glorious news that they decided to launch that raging scientific know-it-all, Stephen Hawking, into space. I was extremely pleased because with him out of the way, I could finally take my rightful position as the world’s leading authority on gravity and black holes.
That’s […]

Peter Garrett
Many a genius has been forced to endure a lifetime of endless criticism, dagger eyes and janus faced backstabbing. Like Leo Tolstoy, Victor Hugo and the publishers at Harlequin Mills and Boon, I too have been forced to accept the fact that I will forever be reviled by those who are not as […]

Glorious Kate Middleton, taken from the spotlight too soon.
Did I also mention that I am a master chef? That’s correct Middle Australians, you can check off another box on the ‘Miranda Devine is Truly Glorious’ checklist on your refrigerators next to your superbly informative ASIO FridgeMagnets. Being a superb mathematician, I like to derive things […]

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Let me tell you, I’m not just an expert on the dry sciences of mathematics and economics (praise be to glorious Milton Friedman).
I, Miranda Esmerelda Diamond Agapantha Devine am also the preeminent authority when it comes to all things social science. I happen to be a sexologist, having spent years studying […]

Glorious artist’s impression of the proposed Clarence Dam
The whingeing continues up north as Brisbane hits level 5 water restrictions. Not content with having squandered all of their own precious water (presumably to make that filthy XXXX garbage), they are now after our water supply!
The Gloriously Honourable Prime Minister of Middle Australia, John Howard, has been […]

C’est magnifique!
Jealous French reporters with small penises levelled outrageous allegations at the Daniel Craig of swimming last Saturday.
The Australian swimmer, Ian Thorpe, 24, currently retired, took a dope test in 2006 which revealed abnormally high readings for testosterone and luteinizing hormone (LH), both products figuring on the list of banned substances. Thorpe won five Olympic […]