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Ladies and gentlemen, I knew they would finally see it my way!

It appears I have a Facebook fansite!!! Glorious. What’s more, the membership consists solely of leftist, raging homosexual banana-bending arts students who have taken the time out of their pilates regime to read my articles and finally see the light. They have even posted my picture. I love that photo. It makes me look extremely knowledgeable.

This is absolutely glorious news: I am absolutely thrilled to be touching the hearts of so many of society’s outcasts (students). I hope that VSU is thoroughly destroying your university experience, but that you learn one thing: education is a waste of time, you are better off investing in property and renovating houses using cheap Ikea furnishings.

In other news, I wrote a comprehensive review of that subversive piece of backpacker-glorifying horror on Saturday afternoon, Hostel Part II, and posted it on my Sunday column. Apparently, it is truly an assault on Middle Australian values, such as the right not to travel to locations other than Bali.

There are no intelligent Australians in Eastern Europe, only communist sympathisers.

From what I have heard, Hostel Part II is extremely violent, features nudity, and shows lots of students being chopped to pieces. While the first two elements shock me to the core, the last part is really quite a titillating prospect.

But honestly, I wouldn’t know. I haven’t seen the movie yet.

Toodles!!
xx Miranda