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Archive for August, 2007



Boozify Sydney

Sydney Bitter – another fine product which went the way of the dodo under Carr Once again I don my red cap with the gold star and head out into the fold to fight for the people’s rights. Feeling a little like Ernesto Guevara himself, I am greeted by literally thousands of fawning admirers, many [...]

Villawood continues to innovate

Photo by Michela The staff at Villawood Immigration Detention Centre (glorious guardians of our way of life that they are) continue to dazzle me with their fantastic innovations. Not content with their ingenious and thrifty measures of encouraging detainees to sew their mouths shut, thus saving Middle Australians tax payer millions of dollars on porridge [...]

The Trojan Horse of Darlinghurst.

Un-Australian nancy-boys pledging support to Ms Devine Being an intellectual person who enjoys keeping up with all things intellectual, I just finished reading The Kite Runner. An excellent book. Whoever the fellow was that picked the pen name “Khaled Hosseini” to author this book obviously has a sense of irony that is almost as delicious [...]

After the so-called “exoneration” of that kebab-eating, beard-growing, tetanus-injecting Doctor of Death, Mohamed “ROFLCOPTER” Haneef, and his flight from the glorious shores of Middle Australia, all I have to say about the matter is this: He left because he was guilty. Thanks to my highly investigative journalism, I believe we can put the Haneef case [...]

Haneef in an online chat room What on earth is this “QC” business? Every second lawyer with a bit of experience is referring to themselves as a “QC” lately. What in Whitlam’s buggery does QC even stand for? Quite Communist? I think so! What a load of hogswash and tiddlywinks these learned bookworm intellectual bottomfeeders [...]