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Gyah! What manner of foul Beast is this? I stand on the brink of a great morass. Everywhere it is dark. The black sky, illuminated every now and then by the lightning, is teeming with scores of flying communists and vegan fairies, howling triumphant cries of victory. A radio is blasting leftist anthems and exciting [...]

Middle Australia has had enough of the left. I ask you, Middle Australia: what do the following people have in common? Danielle Ecuyer Monica Attard Julia Gillard Germaine Greer Paris Hilton Don’t think too hard about it now. The answer shall be made clear to you. Syphillis! How dare these cheap harlots of the left [...]

Gypsy cabs – the way of the future Following my glorious victory over fascist bullyboy and dog-owner John Thorpe, I am embarking on my freshest campaign. With the silent voices of a million Sydney-siders behind me, I grandly stride past my agapanthus and out into the North Shore wilderness, and for an instant, I understand [...]

To the Australian Hotels Association and all the barristers that represent it: each day I grow more powerful. I am the raging, flaming incarnation of Influence itself. I am an immolation, sent back in time to burn through red tape and be a beacon of courage. I am a lobbying superpower that galvanises glorious Middle [...]

Golly! You would think that we were slap bang in the middle of an election campaign or something! There I was, relaxing in my lower north-shore rehab clinic, when all of a sudden who should appear but Mike Bailey! Union official! Communist! Leftist Labor candidate for North Sydney! And what’s more, former ABC weatherman and [...]