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Marxine McKew: she is no Santa Claus…she’s a Bolshevik dissident! Merry Christmas to all who agree with me! To the leftist vegan fairies celebrating paganistic Yuletide with their same-sex partners: I hope Santa takes a big, steaming, milk and arrowroot biscuit-flavoured turd in your Christmas pudding. I also hope you spend the season resolving to [...]

Dangerous hippies congregating in public plazas: this will be the outcome if Clover the Terrible gets her way. Without the Eye of the Glorious John Winston Howard, the pestilence of the Left has spread. Teenage gothics with vile painted fingernails are pelting me with organic bananas wherever I go. ASIO is not returning my calls, [...]

The Previously Honourable Ms Alexandra Downer, travelling incognito. I emerged from hiding yesterday to publish my article and batten down the hatches for a dark age of leftist backslapping. The Transformation of Alexander Downer is now complete. The Former Foreign Minister who would be woman is now all woman, disguised from the dark hordes who [...]