MirandaDevine.com

There has been a lot of foul moaning from the louche left here at Fairfax, regarding the selection of 9 steaming hot man-minds amongst the ten-member 2020 gab-fest leadership team. Thankfully, I have used my connections to ensure that the Mike Carltons of the world do all their reporting from a leaky closet in the […]

….Mr Howard. I just couldn’t go on. I could not carry the torch any longer for you. I lost my grip and I feel my flock slipping away from me, into the interminable darkness of Leftist Limbo.
Great Rudd from the Sky came to visit me earlier this week. I was basking […]

Kevin Rudd:

Eats babies;
Made a sex tape with Paris Hilton;
Rides a bicycle on motorways;
Smells of Elderberries;
Is the lovechild of Justice Kirby and Peter Garrett;
Doesn’t watch reality television;
Associates with communist vegan;
Donates to Greenpeace;
Assaults old ladies with cucumbers;
Practises BDSM;
Espouses Bolshevik policy;
Had a threesome with Beth Morgan and Joe Scimone;
Wears Therese Rein’s underwear to cabinet meetings;
Reads Joe Hildebrand’s column;
Listens […]