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There has been a lot of foul moaning from the louche left here at Fairfax, regarding the selection of 9 steaming hot man-minds amongst the ten-member 2020 gab-fest leadership team. Thankfully, I have used my connections to ensure that the Mike Carltons of the world do all their reporting from a leaky closet in the [...]

….Mr Howard. I just couldn’t go on. I could not carry the torch any longer for you. I lost my grip and I feel my flock slipping away from me, into the interminable darkness of Leftist Limbo. Great Rudd from the Sky came to visit me earlier this week. I was basking on the sunbed, [...]

Kevin Rudd: Eats babies; Made a sex tape with Paris Hilton; Rides a bicycle on motorways; Smells of Elderberries; Is the lovechild of Justice Kirby and Peter Garrett; Doesn’t watch reality television; Associates with communist vegan; Donates to Greenpeace; Assaults old ladies with cucumbers; Practises BDSM; Espouses Bolshevik policy; Had a threesome with Beth Morgan [...]