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Gyah! What manner of foul Beast is this?
I stand on the brink of a great morass. Everywhere it is dark. The black sky, illuminated every now and then by the lightning, is teeming with scores of flying communists and vegan fairies, howling triumphant cries of victory. A radio is blasting leftist anthems and exciting […]

Middle Australia has had enough of the left.
I ask you, Middle Australia: what do the following people have in common?

Danielle Ecuyer
Monica Attard
Julia Gillard
Germaine Greer
Paris Hilton

Don’t think too hard about it now. The answer shall be made clear to you.
Syphillis!
How dare these cheap harlots of the left dare to question the importance of my fact-finding mission […]

To the Australian Hotels Association and all the barristers that represent it: each day I grow more powerful. I am the raging, flaming incarnation of Influence itself. I am an immolation, sent back in time to burn through red tape and be a beacon of courage. I am a lobbying superpower that galvanises glorious Middle […]

After the so-called “exoneration” of that kebab-eating, beard-growing, tetanus-injecting Doctor of Death, Mohamed “ROFLCOPTER” Haneef, and his flight from the glorious shores of Middle Australia, all I have to say about the matter is this:
He left because he was guilty.
Thanks to my highly investigative journalism, I believe we can put the Haneef case to bed […]

Haneef in an online chat room
What on earth is this “QC” business? Every second lawyer with a bit of experience is referring to themselves as a “QC” lately. What in Whitlam’s buggery does QC even stand for? Quite Communist? I think so!
What a load of hogswash and tiddlywinks these learned bookworm intellectual bottomfeeders peddle! Put […]

Finally, that raging leftist lesbian nanny-goat of doom, Lord Mayor Clover “eating the sheets off the washing line because I’m an urban leftist bong smoker” Moore has gotten something right. Her anti-terror go bag is truly an ingenious proposition. I now have a Go Bag all packed and sitting in the back of the Toyota […]

I must say, I love dabbling into the world of economics. After all, the holy dollar is what drives us all. Even filthy pinko lesbian book-reading types pick up a dole cheque once a fortnight and fuel the heroin trade. Ugh. the thought makes me bilious. I think I might go and vomit out the […]

Let me tell you, I spent the good part of the morning washing the car: the bullbar was absoluted caked in entrails and there were bits of liver, brains and sinew all through the radiator. Hideous! I stood well back and let the high-pressure hose blast it off.
Sydney is absolutely choked this minute, filled to the brim with filthy […]

Today marks a very worrying moment in the history of Middle Australia. Our beloved leader’s glorious anti-terrorism laws are under attack in the most un-Middle Australian way possible - lefties are claiming that they violate the constitution.
Who are they to question laws passed by our leader, elected by popular ballot under the laws of our […]