http://mirandadevine.com Cultural Learnings of Conservative Mediocrity for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Middle Australia Mon, 08 Dec 2008 03:24:12 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en It's a great day for thousands of lowlife alcoholic child abusers today, as Kevin Rudd's booze money wings its way through the ether to bank accounts across the western suburbs. All across Australia, brickie's labourers will be celebrating with a trip down to the pub, followed by a stop-in at ... http://mirandadevine.com/archives/2008/12/08/big-kevs-booze-bonanza/ There has been a lot of foul moaning from the louche left here at Fairfax, regarding the selection of 9 steaming hot man-minds amongst the ten-member 2020 gab-fest leadership team. Thankfully, I have used my connections to ensure that the Mike Carltons of the world do all their reporting from ... http://mirandadevine.com/archives/2008/03/18/the-truth-about-k-rudds-2020-summit/ ....Mr Howard. I just couldn't go on. I could not carry the torch any longer for you. I lost my grip and I feel my flock slipping away from me, into the interminable darkness of Leftist Limbo. Great Rudd from the Sky came to visit me earlier this ... http://mirandadevine.com/archives/2008/03/13/i-am-so-sorry/ Kevin Rudd: Eats babies; Made a sex tape with Paris Hilton; Rides a bicycle on motorways; Smells of Elderberries; Is the lovechild of Justice Kirby and Peter Garrett; Doesn't watch reality television; Associates with communist vegan; Donates to Greenpeace; Assaults old ladies with cucumbers; Practises BDSM; Espouses Bolshevik policy; Had a threesome with Beth Morgan and Joe Scimone; Wears Therese Rein's underwear to ... http://mirandadevine.com/archives/2008/03/05/glorious-and-unqualified-assertions-about-kevin-rudd/ Smug git. Dear readers, I return from the Bahamas to bring you a tale of despair, decreptitude and dereliction. During my brief absence, the nation has descended into obloquy. I deem that the responsible parties shall be named and shamed: Harbhajan Singh; Peter Roebuck; Kevin Rudd MP and His Excellency Philip ... http://mirandadevine.com/archives/2008/02/07/get-back-in-your-monkey-cage-kev/ Marxine McKew: she is no Santa Claus...she's a Bolshevik dissident! Merry Christmas to all who agree with me! To the leftist vegan fairies celebrating paganistic Yuletide with their same-sex partners: I hope Santa takes a big, steaming, milk and arrowroot biscuit-flavoured turd in your Christmas pudding. I also ... http://mirandadevine.com/archives/2007/12/19/tis-the-season-to-do-whats-best-for-you/ Dangerous hippies congregating in public plazas: this will be the outcome if Clover the Terrible gets her way. Without the Eye of the Glorious John Winston Howard, the pestilence of the Left has spread. Teenage gothics with vile painted fingernails are pelting me with organic bananas wherever I ... http://mirandadevine.com/archives/2007/12/12/gehl-is-a-personal-lubricant-used-only-by-communist-homosexuals/ The Previously Honourable Ms Alexandra Downer, travelling incognito. I emerged from hiding yesterday to publish my article and batten down the hatches for a dark age of leftist backslapping. The Transformation of Alexander Downer is now complete. The Former Foreign Minister who would be woman is now ... http://mirandadevine.com/archives/2007/12/06/the-transformation-of-alexandra-and-other-tragedies/ Gyah! What manner of foul Beast is this? I stand on the brink of a great morass. Everywhere it is dark. The black sky, illuminated every now and then by the lightning, is teeming with scores of flying communists and vegan fairies, howling triumphant cries of victory. A radio is ... http://mirandadevine.com/archives/2007/11/22/the-horror-the-horror/ Middle Australia has had enough of the left. I ask you, Middle Australia: what do the following people have in common? Danielle Ecuyer Monica Attard Julia Gillard Germaine Greer Paris Hilton Don't think too hard about it now. The answer shall be made clear to you. Syphillis! How dare these cheap harlots of the left dare to question the ... http://mirandadevine.com/archives/2007/11/16/more-leftist-attacks-on-middle-australia/