What is the biggest threat to our national security?
- Increasing levels of dog ownership (27%)
- The difficulty in hailing a post-lunch taxi (39%)
- Inflation forcing up the price of plasma TVs (34%)
Total Votes: 328
Start Date: 14th November, 2007 @ 12:35 pm
End Date: No Expiry
Why has K-Rudd been leading in the polls for so long?
- Pollsters have only interviewed nancy-boys and vegan cyclists (21%)
- Julia Gillard has turned 56% of the population into vampires, and is controlling their thoughts (55%)
- Middle Australia is playing a joke on Mr Howard (24%)
Total Votes: 108
Start Date: 9th November, 2007 @ 3:18 pm
End Date: No Expiry
Who is responsible for the equine flu outbreak?
- Greenies - if they had let the horses be quarantined in a giant air-conditioned room, none of this would have happened (23%)
- Bob Carr - he probably snuck the virus in just to spite the sporting and gaming industry (37%)
- Lesbians - this is God's way of saying "no" to homosexual marriage (40%)
Total Votes: 110
Start Date: 28th August, 2007 @ 1:49 pm
End Date: No Expiry
How long should Mohammed Haneef be held without trial?
- As long as the AFP deem neccesary. (3%)
- Terrorists don't deserve trials - lock him up and throw away the key. (36%)
- Why are we spending taxpayer dollars keeping this guy? Deport him ASAP. (61%)
Total Votes: 985
Start Date: 20th July, 2007 @ 11:05 pm
End Date: No Expiry
Sex with Paris Hilton: What do you think?
- Ghastly. Like bowling a hotdog down a hallway (20%)
- Hideous. Like tossing an earthworm into the Grand Canyon (40%)
- Shocking. Like dropping a teabag into the San Andreas Fault (40%)
Total Votes: 15
Start Date: 22nd May, 2007 @ 4:36 am
End Date: No Expiry
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